If you are reading this, then two things are inevitably true. The first- there is a grand mystery afoot at the upcoming TheatreWorks gala. The second- Mr. Sherlock Holmes and I are indisposed and need you to solve it! We do not yet know the entire sinister puzzle, but Holmes’ intuition (which is, frustratingly, never wrong) has led us to believe a high-stakes heist is being planned! We will try to provide you with tools on the night of the crime that should aid you mightily. Elementary... and you... are our only hope!

Good luck, my friends.

-Dr. John Watson

P.S. To ensure our alliance is not discovered, be sure to wear a disguise. Perhaps a prickly detective, a secretive socialite, or a studious professor with something to hide. Glamorous gowns and hardworking houndstooth are equally appropriate. A masquerade mask could also help keep the criminal off our scent.